Anna ki Aag !!!!

Finally its here on the facebook. Facebook released anti corruption crusade event. People can tick the 'yes' option, or 'maybe' or 'no' option. And since launch , its been an overnight success. Scores of 'yes' ,a good number of 'may be', and only four 'no' , till last reports came in. When contacted , someone in condition of anonymity said he ticked the 'may be' option. Not because he was still confused .He thinks it might be a trap. Government might ask the system guys to 'report abuse' or 'block' all the anti corruption crusaders who clicked 'yes'. Unconfirmed report says , four people who ticked 'NO' option are none other than Manmohan singh , sonia Gandhi , Rahul Gandhi and Digvijay Singh.

Earlier today Raja and Kalmady were caught red handed when tried to escape Tihar jail in disguise of anti corruption crusaders, who were released today morning after overnight stay in Tihar jail.Jail official got suspicious when the duo didnt show any sign of fasting weakness and shouted 'jay hind' at the top of their voice.They were detained at the Tihar main exit gate and their identities were verified .Two crusaders were found blindfolded and gagged in Raja and Kalmadi's cells.Unconfirmed sources said Raja and kalmady might lured those poor chaps by showing 'Tihar ka VIP khana'. After all the crusaders were on indefinite fast.

Kapil Sibal was all happy and relaxed when he was told that people asking for a new committee to draft the 'jan lokpal bill'.He said he will put forward his best effort to make a team of most competent people.Unconfirmed report said , building committee is something they have been doing since 1970s and that is the most feasible and confident way for the government to delay it further.

In movies and entertainment update , Ram Gopal Verma decided to make a movie on Anna Hazare movement and movie name has been decided as 'Anna ki aag'.Government has been trying their best to stop the project.Unconfirmed report said government already asked censor board not to give it a green signal , in case they fail to convince Ramu.'We saw some law and order problems coming out of the latest movie arakshan . We cant take any more chances.it must be stopped.'said P Chidambaram , who is also representing Govt in the panel on talking with Ramu.

In sports section , Sreesanth came forward with his unconditional support for Anna Hazare movemet.On lines of Anna's indefinite fast , Sree has announced indefinite bowling in the 4th test match against england , relentlessly and selfishly, without caring for taking wickets , till his health permits.Unconfirmed report says , it is not sure if rest of the Indian bowlers will also join the campaign. But it has been confirmed that Indian batsmen have decided not to join any indefinite batting campaign.

5 times clockwise :p

let's say its been an epidemic...across the cubicles at GlaxoSmithKline..even though its the same across the white collar jobs..across the blue chip companies..across the races and agegroup...but people here are little overweight than the industry standards..so when all are down here by this adverse event...with varying severity...it sparked people talking.. how it spread across..you can put blame on the free Pepsi/cola counter at canteen or the unlimited buffet served everyday..but
interesting findings are ..there has been quite a few exceptions like Richa or Preeti..who might be taken as subjects one day to find the good gene into them that pushed them through the ordeal...but with regret...most of the rest were not that lucky...So in this high time how can HR seat idle when his valuable resources are at stake?..so our HR manager Dinesh came into rescue with path breaking ideas..there would be 'mild exercises' at 3.30 in the afternoon and yes..its compulsory...a band of volunteers joined next..and the idea looked 'simply rocking'

so it started with a good note...everybody participated..volunteers spread across cubicles..and demonstrated all the ways you can bend your body parts...more than bending they put stress on the rotating..after all you might get opportunities to bend in a day..probably in front of boss at time of dressing down.. but no way you can rotate while in office..so at 3.30 its been a great show at gsk hall..all instructors are in front of their respective groups..and they are rotating necks with eyes closed...5 times clockwise and 5 times counter clockwise ...i could hear while eyes closed..then rotate your hands folded , fingers touching your shoulders ...5 times clockwise and 5 times counter clockwise..people rounding heads in sync..few in clockwise few in anticlock..enthusiasm was palpable and people did feel relaxed and rejuvenated..boss said it could be a 'good wake up call' 2 all those who feel sleepy post lunch..overall its been quite rocking...more than rotating necks i enjoyed watching all the weird expressions people made ...and most i missed was my camera..

great initiative indeed it was ..

Mothers' Day Wish :):)

Dear mom...let's not joke abut it..but you came out first at Pan Earth Mothers' love competition..only me and Anne were in the jury..but so what...you came out first and that's all matters...we are proud of you :) clap clap clap clap :)

We wish you had a gmail account..so that we could send you a fabulous mother's day ecard..but :(..never mind...we have planned something better for you....together we will buy you a new big car..so that you can do shopping whole day..buying our favourite foodstuffs n clothes and chocolates and bring them truckloads at home :p

Dear mom..wish we were at home..then we would decorate your room with balloons and papers..like you did at our room when we were badmash kids :) and would bring home a cake for you...a big mothers' day cake..with cream and cherry on top..and I would take care so that Anne wont eat up the cream and cherry before you comes in :p..after all i know..We are soon going to get the lion's share of the cake :p


Dear mom..we wanted to give you a fabulous gift...that no kid could ever give to their mom...but we didn't find any :(..so this time decided to gift you a big timepiece that claps and sounds 'we love you mamma' when it alarms..to remember the days when you used to put alarm so that we don't miss school bus ..and we used to screw up the timepiece so that it wont alarm any more :p


Dear mom ...you must be missing our crazy school days back home..and must feel terribly upset that we are not at home on this 'special day'..don't mind..we are just saving office leaves so that we can go for a long winter vacation together :)

Dearest mom..somebody said God didn't have time to be with us all the time ..so he sent you..and we feel so lucky..because we know..God couldn't do soo much that you did for us :):) Happy mother's day !!!!!!!

Calling It A Day !!!!!!!!!

%macro goodbye (wish_you=)

%global gmail_id yahoo_id contact_no google_blog social_network ;


%macro its_today;
my fellow pfizerites,
its my last day here and all of you bear witness of this auspicious moment in pfizer..will miss you all and all those crazy moments in last 3.7 years - i call them - Time Of My Life..

Once I had a vision - A day without QG docs.. day without a boss.And finally - its TODAY.I know sceptics wont agree. they will argue - grass wont be greener on the other side.Still i will stick to my vision statement.Today is history and you are part of it...:):)

%mend its_today;



%macro wishlist;

A bunch of brilliant minds - you are gonNa rock for sure. Wish I could manage time little better, spend little more time with each of you .Wish i could record my crazy moments here and save them in a freezed time screen for 1 rainy day..wish i could write another lyrics like 'in this farewell' and play it in my guitar while leaving. Wish i had a magic wand to create a wishtree for you- dropping utility macros at will . For your future 'battle for survival' in pfizer ,wish you &wish_you :)

%mend wishlist;


%macro recharge;

never forget to look at the promise of tomorrow hung high in the air...dont hate whispering past deadlines..little clumsy moments...all in a day's work..all things will come in a little time..realx....breathe....take a nap..wayy to go..

%mend recharge;


%macro thanks;

words wont suffice to say thanks to the 'sas wizard' who wished to make a sas programmer out of a 'mechanical engineer' - thanks Vinay for always staying'chilled' while I messed up everything on the other end.Heartiest thanks to Rohit Wadhawa for always been there whenever i got lost in the 'bhulbhulaiya' of macro loops, 'gud job done' to Arka for writing sas assignments to make my way to pfizer,thanks meenakshi for bearing me as the mentor-hope it was coool,thanks Gaurav for all the opportunities , thanks to Prabhat for constant motivations, thanks to Pankaj for teaching me the most important lesson at pfizer 'winners never quit' !!!!

%mend thanks;


%do %while (&sysday=&systcslastday);
%its_today;
%end;

%wishlist;

%let i=1;
%do %while (%scan(&sysmotivation,i) eq );
%recharge;
%let i=%eval(&i+1);
%end;

%thanks;

%let gmail_id= ratulpaul1@gmail.com;
%let yahoo_id= ratul_nitc@yahoo.com;
%let contact_no = 9958939459;
%let google_blog = jacob-catastrophe.blogspot.com ;
%let social_network = orkut facebook linkedin twitter myspace;


%mend goodbye ;

%let i= &syspfizerites_count;
%do %until (&i eq );
%goodbye (wish_you = luck);
%let i=%eval(&i-1);
%end;