Obsession !!

Did something pull you back when you tried to avoid your favourite food joint? or your favourite drink? or your expensive favourite brand? or your favourite gadget? Did you ever try to come out of these obsession? Only to get back to your old routine after a few days of break. Continued the cycle on and off and every time turned out to be a big loser. Then you are suffering from one psychological disease. A kind of lethal addiction - in modern psychology it is - ' Obsessive Compulsive Disorder'.

Readers please note - the disease is terribly infectious and in most of the cases people get infected from their friends. So if you have any such friend , beaware of him , might be you are already infected. But always better late than never , so first kick them out.

'Exposure theory' is one good treatment - get exposed to your obsession - have enough of the toxics till the point they bore you , till the point you feel pukey at any hint of them, till the point you feel sick of them. But what if you simply can't live without KFC even after buckets of them ? What if you simply can't concentrate on your work without a compulsive sutta break? What if you cann't pass a 'dry weekend' after days of booze party? What if you simply cann't stop buying a new gadget on your pay day? For you 'exposure theory' alone wouldn't suffice - you need advanced detoxication - try 'Shock therapy'. Ask your friend to do you a favor - a kick on the ass or a Rs 500/- fine next time you visit a KFC outlet or a gadget shop. And if you don't have such good friends then help yourself - ride one nearby lamppost and 'chu ke ana' one live wire ;)

What if even 'Shock Therapy' fails to tame your crazy obsession? You need serious medical surgery. Doctors will remove parts of your hypothalamus where all these evil obsessions germinate round the clock.Want to do it yourself? Recall those days in biological lab when you had to pith the poor frog's brain before finding its digestive system. Now do it once again . Your crazy head in place of the frog. You can use a bigger nail than you used in the lab.

If you didn't like these crazy techniques and wondering if Jake already has screwed (read pithed) up his brain , then here is one decent way-out for you - 'pranayama' and 'art of living'. Might be tough for someone who is too obsessed with his crazy disorder but Rintu has shown the way. After few sessions of 'Tadpole Pranayama' and 'Art of living' he is on his way to complete healing. A two weeks of 'dry crash diet ' is a testimony to that. Long live Rintu :) Lets go party tonight :):)