Friday, August 19, 2011

Anna ki Aag !!!!

Finally its here on the facebook. Facebook released anti corruption crusade event. People can tick the 'yes' option, or 'maybe' or 'no' option. And since launch , its been an overnight success. Scores of 'yes' ,a good number of 'may be', and only four 'no' , till last reports came in. When contacted , someone in condition of anonymity said he ticked the 'may be' option. Not because he was still confused .He thinks it might be a trap. Government might ask the system guys to 'report abuse' or 'block' all the anti corruption crusaders who clicked 'yes'. Unconfirmed report says , four people who ticked 'NO' option are none other than Manmohan singh , sonia Gandhi , Rahul Gandhi and Digvijay Singh.

Earlier today Raja and Kalmady were caught red handed when tried to escape Tihar jail in disguise of anti corruption crusaders, who were released today morning after overnight stay in Tihar jail.Jail official got suspicious when the duo didnt show any sign of fasting weakness and shouted 'jay hind' at the top of their voice.They were detained at the Tihar main exit gate and their identities were verified .Two crusaders were found blindfolded and gagged in Raja and Kalmadi's cells.Unconfirmed sources said Raja and kalmady might lured those poor chaps by showing 'Tihar ka VIP khana'. After all the crusaders were on indefinite fast.

Kapil Sibal was all happy and relaxed when he was told that people asking for a new committee to draft the 'jan lokpal bill'.He said he will put forward his best effort to make a team of most competent people.Unconfirmed report said , building committee is something they have been doing since 1970s and that is the most feasible and confident way for the government to delay it further.

In movies and entertainment update , Ram Gopal Verma decided to make a movie on Anna Hazare movement and movie name has been decided as 'Anna ki aag'.Government has been trying their best to stop the project.Unconfirmed report said government already asked censor board not to give it a green signal , in case they fail to convince Ramu.'We saw some law and order problems coming out of the latest movie arakshan . We cant take any more chances.it must be stopped.'said P Chidambaram , who is also representing Govt in the panel on talking with Ramu.

In sports section , Sreesanth came forward with his unconditional support for Anna Hazare movemet.On lines of Anna's indefinite fast , Sree has announced indefinite bowling in the 4th test match against england , relentlessly and selfishly, without caring for taking wickets , till his health permits.Unconfirmed report says , it is not sure if rest of the Indian bowlers will also join the campaign. But it has been confirmed that Indian batsmen have decided not to join any indefinite batting campaign.